Monday, February 13, 2012

monday musings by shyloh #24

Allie is a watcher. She watches and watches. Take a picture, I say! It lasts longer. . .but then I remember she does take pictures. Lots of pictures. I do my best not to shoot her nasty glares or roll my eyes, but after a hundred photos, I get tired of all the posing. I am definitely not cut out to be a model. Plus I don't think I am the right size and I could never get used to the diet of a model.
Watching me eat. . .
Allie will come into my stall and just watch at me when I eat. How rude! I don't stare at her when she eats. . .okay, maybe I do. But her food is so delicious! And sometimes she gives me bites when I put on my super cute look. She watches me when I walk and run and she watches me when I roll. She watches me when I pee and poo (gross) and she watches me  play. I know I am good looking and all. . .but can't a mare get a break?
Watching me sleep. . .
Another thing Allie does is watch me trying to get my groove on! I got my eye on Shaman  lately and we have been flirting over the fence. Of course. . .Ryleigh does not approve, but I am a girl with needs! And sometimes Ryleigh can be a little possessive, but he is still my number one. I do like to test the waters. But Allie has got to stop watching me when I am turning on my charm. I can't be giving away all my secrets of what attracts the geldings to me. . .like the song goes "I'm sexy and I know it!"
Watching my mojo at work. . .
But what Allie doesn't know is that I watch her, too. Oh yes I do. I watch her walk up to me with that lead rope and halter. I watch her let me get away with certain things. I watch her by the treats to see if she is getting one for me. I watch her by her locker to see what she is getting out of it and to see what work I have to do. I watch her with other horses and I watch her with people. I am very watchful.

I analyze her every move. Sometimes she is so predictable. Sometimes she can be tricky and catch me off guard. Sometimes I know what she is going to do next and I can predict my next move based on what I already know. I am no dumb blonde. And sometimes, most fun of all, I push her buttons and watch how she reacts. 
I've got my eye on YOU!
~Shyloh

9 comments:

  1. These are adorable! I can totally see Shyloh's personality in these monday posts. Would you mind if I steal the idea and do posts from my mount's perspective?

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    1. Thanks! Feel free! There are plenty of other blogs written from the horse's point of view, so you wouldn't be stealing it at all! :)

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  2. Ha ha! "Take a picture" I love when Shy talks. Isn't it the best just listening to them eat sometimes..so soothing. :)

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    1. I love to listen to them eat! When I feed at the barn and it is so quite and all I can hear is 20 horses munching on hay. . .so peaceful!
      Shy is so easy to read, she is so expressive, it's like I can really tell what she is thinking.

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  3. Camryn here:
    You could be a model any day, just like me. We're plus size gurls, with junk in our trunk!

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    1. Oh yeah Camryn! You have the BEST ideas!! We are gonna shake our booties!

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  4. Keep pushing those buttons, Shy. People are like cell phones, eventually you'll hit the right button and they will do what you want.

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  5. Sheesh Shy! Stalker much? Just kidding. :D I love all the photos so I'm glad she's takes all the pictures. Just gonna have to get used to it girl.

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