So so bored. . . She wonders if I am cold because I have shed out and I have mysterious patches of hardly any hair.
She goes on and on about things like shows and harnesses and saddles. . .
Then she starts talking about being nice to the other horses. . .
And she asks me about all of my scratches, cuts, and scrapes from hanging out in the woods.
How do I get her to talk about more exciting things?