Monday, April 23, 2012

monday musings by shyloh #34

Ryleigh. . .I need to tell you a secret about my Master Plan. After all this torture the two leggers are putting me through I am staging a coup! Revenge! Can you believe the stuff that they are doing to me? I have on saddles and surcingles with lines running all over me! I am pulled from grass to run and sweat. Not fair!
Hey. Don't act like you won't be a part of this! We need to work as a team. We need to overthrow the two leggers and their insistent quest to make us work. We need to be wild and free to graze all day! Here is what we are going to do. . .
That's better. Yes, yes. First, we must tell all the other horses in the barn. We will set the stage for our covert operation and call it Mission: Green Green Grass. Our goal, to rid us of the two leggers, except during hay time, and maximize our time grazing. Destroy the saddles, stomp the bridles, drag the harnesses!  Rid us of lunge lines, saddle pads, training aids, and lead lines! No more bits, whips, halters, or baths.
Start spreading the word. . .we will set our plan in action soon. Let's meet tomorrow, over the fence, outside, away from prying ears to synchronize our watches. Soon, freedom! And no work. Moohahaha!



  1. Pippin and Doc here. We're with you all the way. We'll spread the word out here. Maybe Mission G3 can go Nationwide. Do you have access to Facebook? Can you do a video for Youtube? Maybe we can get this to go viral!

  2. Dear Shy ~ I don't think I have a choice. I will participate in your secret covert mission. My ridiculously crazy love for you is what makes it a no brainer for me.....I'm wrapped around your hoof.....and I'll follow you anywhere...even if it's to trouble! Love, Ryleigh

    1. Haha! I knew you would Ry!
      Doc and Pippin are right, lets take this global!


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